Spoderman 

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"y r u so kewl"

wondered by spoderman-ftw

y thx u, whoeva u r. 


Posted 1 year ago with 3 notes.

Ben Affleck da new Batmon

Kepp carm nd gib Ben Affleck a fookin chanse. I remambor bak in da day when all u on da internet were laughin dat Heath Ledger was the new Joker until muthafookin openin dai. Stahp bein pretentious assholes bathin in ur own ignoranus. Kids dese days, onli no wan batmon besides da juan on der pyjamas but dey still fink dey can hab an oponion on da subject. I agray Bale was superb bert it just too bad soo sad, get ova it.


Posted 1 year ago with 2 notes.

I spand two mooch tym alyve in mai hed. Batmon sed I shud tell Uncol Ben becoz Uncol Ben will solv da problems den I crai evry tym.

I spand two mooch tym alyve in mai hed. Batmon sed I shud tell Uncol Ben becoz Uncol Ben will solv da problems den I crai evry tym.


Posted 1 year ago with 57 notes.

Wat Spoderman iz watshin ryt nao. Dat comic sans mak meh erekt.

Wat Spoderman iz watshin ryt nao. Dat comic sans mak meh erekt.


Posted 1 year ago with 68 notes.

Stori of ma laif. Note if u get a bonner crai evry tym.

Stori of ma laif. Note if u get a bonner crai evry tym.


Posted 1 year ago with 5 notes.

"WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?"

wondered by tumblrbot


Posted 1 year ago with 2 notes.

Im leeder of Twerkaholic anonimoose. I bat u wotched mo dan wunce.

Im leeder of Twerkaholic anonimoose. I bat u wotched mo dan wunce.


Posted 1 year ago with 115 notes.

1 note = 1 prayer

I ws goin toe mak a samnich bot den venum attcked meh and I relised I cri evritim


Posted 1 year ago with 3 notes.

"Teh nam as spoderman nd im a gode prson
Im lyk solvin crimes n shit
#YOLO"


— Spoderman nd Uncle Ben


Posted 1 year ago with 3 notes.

Evolushon innit. H8rs got nuffin on me innit. 

Evolushon innit. H8rs got nuffin on me innit. 


Posted 1 year ago with 7 notes.